Chapter Six - Private Residence Massage Parlors

Private Residence Massage Parlors

Next to actually being in China, this is as close to being treated like a king as you can get. A private residence massage (“PRM”) usually consists of a rented apartment or home stocked with rotating Asian masseuses. I say rotating because they usually arrive with a limited visa for the U.S. When their visa expires, they return home and wait until they are eligible to return to the U.S. for their next stint as a “masseuse”. Not all of these places are in seedy little apartment buildings from the 1950’s. In fact most are situated in newer apartments or sometimes in nice residential neighborhoods. You may have an Asian massage parlor next door to you and not even know it. The places are usually managed remotely by savvy AMP operators and stocked with two or three women per address. One must shop around to find the best treatment but generally what you can expect is this. Usually a two call protocol is enforced. What this means is that you will make an appointment and be directed to a certain location. Once you’re there, you’ll call again and be directed to the actual place. This place is often within sight of your car so they can check you out before directing you inside. Most of the time, you’ll be greeted by your masseuse at the door at which point she will take your hand and lead you to the massage room. You’ll undress or be undressed and be shown the shower room. More often than not you’ll shower alone regrettably. Do yourself a big favor and wash your ass twice so it’s squeaky clean. You’ll find out why in a bit. At this point she’ll help dry you off and lead you to the room to lie face down on the bed or massage table. She will ask you if you like a light, medium of heavy massage. This is up to your taste but I find light (tickle like) touch to be very stimulating. She will strip down during this procedure and soon, in addition to her light hands running up and down your back you will feel the unmistakable touch of her nipples gliding along your back and the warmth of her pussy hovering over your back and legs. A lot of places have caught on to the “hot tea” treatment that is so common in the spas in China. If you’re lucky enough to have found one of these places, your girl will begin by taking a mouthful of hot tea and then sticking her hot tongue in your ear and exploring your ears and neck with her mouth and teeth. This should send an incredible signal of pleasure from your inner ear, right down to the tips of your toes and the head of your dick. If you’re not stirring by now, you are probably dead and you should hope they will treat your body respectfully! ;-) A good masseuse, at this point will begin to take her hot tea and expertly slurp down the length of your back. The hot liquid will gurgle but she will not spill it on you. She keeps it in her mouth throughout this process and saves it until it is no longer hot. Then she returns to her tea mug and continues with your hot tea treatment. After your back is complete, she’ll do your legs, feet and toes. Then comes the good part. She will spread your ass cheeks and give you the hot tea treatment on your ass. I cannot describe the feeling of a hot, wet tongue probing your asshole…it is pure heaven! These girls are not shy and they will probe deep with their tongues. Don’t worry…this will not remind you in the least of your last prostate exam! In fact, you will be tempted to release right then and there with a tongue in your ass and a skillful hand on your cock. But these girls are trained to know the warning signs of a guy ready to blow early.

So now you must be rock hard! What’s next? The girl will ask you to turn over and the hot tea treatment will begin on your throbbing hard member. During this bare back blow job (or BBBJ as they call it) she will suck, kiss, lick, and generally do things to your dick that only the newest of girlfriends will do. She is an expert at it and you can tell. Sometimes you will feel a sensation on the head of your dick that you have never felt before. The masseuses know how to please a man and I’ve tried to get them to show me what they are doing but they have their little secrets and they’re not telling. She’ll continue to care for that region of your body by lifting your shaft and balls and licking the region between your dick and your anus. She’s been there and cleaned it pretty good so she’ll continue to probe your anus if you like it. A good masseuse will know when you’ve had almost too much. That will be the time for some serious sex. This is where you are in the driver’s seat. I personally like to let them do all the work. I read all about other guys “pleasuring” their girls and I believe about 10% of it. As far as I’m concerned, I’m paying and I’m paying to just sit back and enjoy. By all means though, have at it! Remember, if you have a good girl, she’s there to please you. If you want more oral, tell her. If she’s going too fast, tell her. If you want to eat her pussy (or dine at the Y “DATY” as they say), ask her. This is pretty common on the World Sex Guide and SF Redbook threads although I find it questionable and dangerous behavior. I have seen and understand the temptation up close. These girls have squeaky clean pussies and they are very, very alluring with their shaved labia hovering inches from your face. After the massage and hot tea treatment and blow job, the sex is yours to direct. She will require a condom but position is your decision. If you want to do her doggy style, great. She’ll missionary you, she’ll get on top cowgirl style or reverse cowgirl style she’ll do every position in your Kama Sutra book if you want and your time is still ticking. If you get too tired to cum inside her, she’ll tear off your condom and blow you to climax.

When all is done, a good masseuse will lead you to the shower again and she might even wash you herself. She’ll get you dressed, which is a strange feeling the first time. It’s funny how accustomed to dressing yourself you’ve become. Shoes just don’t feel the same if someone else ties them. Don’t worry, let her do her thing and redo things later if needed. She’ll send you out the door with a kiss, maybe a squeeze of the crotch and perhaps a pat on the ass. You should walk out of there a happy man.

There are a couple of things to talk about regarding PRMs. There are acronym lists on Craigslist that explain all the abbreviations. Things like BBBJ and DATY take some getting used to. If you want a girl to really French kiss you (rare among the sex workers of the world) you are looking for a girlfriend experience “GFE”. If you want to do it multiple times with a girl you are looking for multiple shots on goal “MSOG”. A porn star experience is a “PSE”. It goes on and on. Reviewers on Craigslist, World Sex Guide, and SF Redbook will tend to abbreviate and it takes awhile to pick up on the lingo. Don’t worry. Finally, if you want something out of the ordinary, I suggest you go there and receive the regular treatment at least once. Then, as you’re leaving, you can ask her about the next time special treatment. This is the time you can ask her about two woman experiences, or anal sex, or role play. Remember these girls are usually straight off the boat so communication may be tough. With a little work and some hand signals and motions, I think you can get the idea across. These girls are also handled (usually) by an operator who speaks a little better English. If you have already been to one provider, you can ask the girl at the other end of the phone about your preferences but be careful…they will be very careful themselves about giving you information beyond appointment time and location.

What’s the best way to find a PRM you ask? The best way to find a private residence massage in the U.S. is to look in www.craigslist.com and www.sfredbook.com. I rely heavily on SF Redbook because it gives good, timely, accurate reviews. Splurge for a VIP membership and you can then browse all the reviews for exactly what you want. For example, if you want to find a girl who allows you to eat her pussy, search for DATY in the review details and see what the other mongers are saying about various girls. If you want t girl to stick her tongue in your ass, you search on “rim” or “rimming”. If you’re on a tighter budget, you can submit a couple of reviews yourself and obtain your free “regular” membership. This will allow you to see the details of the reviews. If you want specific services, you may have to delve into a few reviews in order to find what you’re looking for. What I like to do is type in an area code for location. Then I receive the latest review search results. From there I can browse the review headers and see which girls are consistently getting rave reviews. Only then do I begin to peruse the individual reviews to discover what kind of treatment these guys are getting. You’ll quickly get the idea and soon you’ll be able to tell which girls are great and which are just going through the motions. Don’t be put off by one bad review. Remember, there are three sides to every story and the guy writing the review may have been a troll or just a complete asshole. Obviously, the better the girl like you, the better service you’ll get and that’s reflected in the reviews. Do watch for shill reviews (reviews placed there by the provider). They can sometimes be spotted by the poor English usage. Watch for trends where a girl gets consistently bad reviews and then one “guy” comes in and says the rest of them are all full of crap. For the most part, the girls are not internet savvy or even aware of the site they’re being reviewed on. If you want, bring the girl her reviews. They seem to enjoy the fact that they are famous.

5 tips for successful private residence massage mongering:

1) Do you research ahead of time. Check out www.sfredbook.com to find highly rated providers and businesses. Remember that review posting is delayed and you may be too late to hook up with the particular masseuse. Don’t fret because if a business has consistently good reviews, they are good at hiring women and you will most likely find a very good replacement.

2) You can use craigslist to find women but I would highly recommend that you double check them with sfredbook. I personally will not visit a craigslist provider without a review from another party like a friend or a comment on sfredbook or the world sex guide.

3) Be polite to the girl and the handler (the guy or gal who answers the phone and directs you to the place). Form a good relationship there and you will be treated well in the future.

4) When you’re there, even if your experience wasn’t all you wanted it to be, be aware. Are there other women in the place? What do they look like? Would you want to try them next time? Introduce yourself if it’s possible and get their name. Later you can post your review on sfredbook or WSG and remember to mention the other girl for all the other mongers.

5) If you have enjoyed your experience, see what the girl will give you in the way of cell phone number and email address. If you find a great babe in Hayward, California who is from Taiwan, maybe you can hook up with her in Taiwan if you’re ever there.