Chapter Ten - International Mongering: Europe

International Mongering

Europe

Europe is an interesting place full of interesting sexually liberal ideas and yet I find it strangely confining sexually. I can’t explain really. The good news is that sex is readily available albeit a bit pricey. To do a really good job of covering Europe, you’d have to do a country by country expose. Since I have no time or means to do this, I’ll do my best to tell you how I would go about finding sex in Europe.

Escort Services

I have a friend who swears by these services. You can find them on the internet, in phone books, even on cards left by the girls themselves in phone booths. It certainly is a good way to find a girl to come to your room quickly. My one suggestion when talking to these services (and you should use a reputable one) you be very up front and assertive with them. Tell them exactly what type of girl you want (be discreet with the description of service) and tell them if she is not to your liking, you will turn her away at the door and tip her $X. The turn-away tip should be enough to get her back to where she came from (~$20 maybe). My friend has great results with this method and has been with some of the most beautiful women in the world (he claims) because of it.

Strip Joints

Strip joints, or gentlemen’s clubs, are hit or miss in Europe. I had a wonderful experience at the Spearmint Rhino in London but was completely disappointed in the way the German’s do the strip joint thing. I have not frequented the French establishments but I imagine it’s a pretty hot scene. Be careful. As this business is filled with somewhat sketchy people, there is always the chance that you will be taken advantage of. Don’t assume anything is for free. My advice in the chapter on Strip Joints goes for Europe too. The girls are there for one thing…your cash. However, it is not completely impossible to make a love connection and bring a girl back to your room that night. I have a co-worker who claims that he had a rap on his door about 2:00 AM from a stripper who’s club we had left earlier. I guess flashing his room key about and inviting her over worked. Just remember, it’s all still about your money.

Red Light Districts

The red light districts, as made famous by Amsterdam, are worth a look. I went to the smaller Belgian equivalent and thoroughly enjoyed my walk through the streets where girls sat behind plate glass windows showing their wares. I did not, however, find one that was so alluring that I had to partake. It is a good, safe way to partake in sexual activity with no surprises and no hidden costs. You see what you want, you cut a deal, and you go in and have your fun. Sounds easy to me!

Eastern Europe

You’d have to be deaf, dumb, and blind to need help with sex in the Eastern Block countries. It won’t hurt to have a guide (someone who can help you with translation and transactions) but drive into a city, say Prague, and you will be overwhelmed with beautiful women willing to separate you from your money and providing some really hot sex in the process. This is something that I, for one, will explore more in the future.

5 Tips for Successful Mongering in Europe:

1) Are you getting sick of this yet? Plan ahead. If you’re planning a trip to Europe, start your love connection search early using one of the sites like AFF or WSG. Europe also has a pretty established network of escort services. A quick Google search of “London escort” should bring back many hits. See if you can correspond with one particular escort before you meet her in person…who knows?

2) Most cities in Europe have districts where foreigners live. For example, an Indian (Asian) section of town or a place where African immigrants congregate. If you’re looking for some exotic fun, you may have better luck hanging out in these neighborhoods.

3) Don’t skip the legal red light districts in places like Brussels and Amsterdam. These are fun to see even if you don’t hire their services. Besides, everyone you talk to at home will ask you if you saw the “window girls” when you return.

4) Try the strip clubs but don’t get suckered into a large cover charge or a minimum of high priced drinks. If you find a girl you like, proposition her. I have found that almost everyone has a price…albeit expensive in places like London and Paris. If your girl turns you down, be polite. She may be able to point you in the right direction. It may be she doesn’t hire herself out but the girl on the other stage does.

5) If you are anywhere near one of the Eastern block countries (say within an hour drive) make sure to visit. These girls are hot, hot, hot and their prices are better than, say, a girl in a bar in Munich. If you want, hint that you may be looking for a wife. You’ll receive great service if the girl is looking for an escape to the West.